February 3, 2013

girls: greatest tv for day one of your menstrual cycle.

February 1, 2013
Little Darlings (1980)  Three classic tropes of Coming of Age Cinema for my demographic:  Summer Camp, frenemies, and young Matt Dillon.  This movie has them all!  Bonus: Cynthia Nixon as a tween flower child and Armand Assante as a creepy hairy camp counselor.

Little Darlings (1980)  Three classic tropes of Coming of Age Cinema for my demographic:  Summer Camp, frenemies, and young Matt Dillon.  This movie has them all!  Bonus: Cynthia Nixon as a tween flower child and Armand Assante as a creepy hairy camp counselor.

January 25, 2013
Don’t let the cast and title fool you:  This movie is neither romantic, nor a comedy.  Nor is it even a chick flick.  It fools you into thinking it will be hilarious girls and their lovable doofy boyfriends making terrible decisions… well the terrible decisions part is right.  You aren’t prepared for the twee, the whining, and the awful, awful chimo haircut and scruff worn by Mark Webber.  This is not a movie for girls.  This is a movie for whimpsters.

Don’t let the cast and title fool you:  This movie is neither romantic, nor a comedy.  Nor is it even a chick flick.  It fools you into thinking it will be hilarious girls and their lovable doofy boyfriends making terrible decisions… well the terrible decisions part is right.  You aren’t prepared for the twee, the whining, and the awful, awful chimo haircut and scruff worn by Mark Webber.  This is not a movie for girls.  This is a movie for whimpsters.

January 21, 2013 • 1 note
The number they’re referring to is “how many people have you had sex with”.  And OMG, you guys.  If your number is 20 or more, you are Damaged Goods. I kind of think being crazy enough to stalk every man from your past (both exes and guys you casually and randomly hooked up with) is what makes you damaged goods.  No wonder that whore made it all the way to 20.  Geez.

The number they’re referring to is “how many people have you had sex with”.  And OMG, you guys.  If your number is 20 or more, you are Damaged Goods.

I kind of think being crazy enough to stalk every man from your past (both exes and guys you casually and randomly hooked up with) is what makes you damaged goods.  No wonder that whore made it all the way to 20.  Geez.

January 13, 2013

les misrables: pretty people with dirty faces cry and fight in muted tones and snow with sweepy weepy songs set in the french revolution.  anne hathaway sure knows what sad looks like, and (i didn’t think it possible) but i like russell crowe even less now.

make sure you give both your legs a little shake before you stand up as the credits roll.  its a long one.

now, enjoy nph and jason segel and their interpretation of “confrontation”.

December 21, 2012
hey!  i’m reposting this photo because it is appropriate for today.  its the end of the world, so why isn’t john cusack here with a limo to rescue me? (original post: http://powkang.tumblr.com/post/15031540872/2012)

hey!  i’m reposting this photo because it is appropriate for today.  its the end of the world, so why isn’t john cusack here with a limo to rescue me?

(original post: http://powkang.tumblr.com/post/15031540872/2012)

June 26, 2012

“When Harry Met Sally” was a gamechanger when it came to romcoms.  Ladies Choice Film Club salutes you, Nora Ephron.  RIP!

June 14, 2012 • 701 notes • getoutoftherecat
where the hell do you get this coat?  i wanna get it for trixie. getoutoftherecat: get out of that coat cat. i don’t see this modelling career going anywhere.

where the hell do you get this coat?  i wanna get it for trixie.

getoutoftherecat:

get out of that coat cat. i don’t see this modelling career going anywhere.

June 9, 2012

the inspiration behind my curly, large updo was “multi-season denise huxtable” meets “jane sterling is not amused by zou bisou”.

June 9, 2012 • 1 note
My ensemble for Elena and Blake’s beautiful Brooklyn wedding, documented for posterity.  Dress by Gryphon (Rent the Runway: http://bit.ly/MukfeQ), shoes by Seychelles (http://bit.ly/KiBea2), bangles and necklace by Forever 21, earrings by unknown designer, belt by Aldo.  Hair, make-up and nails by myself.  Dog Headshake by Trixie.  I love it when a plan comes together.  (Incidentally, I took this photo at the end of the night.  This whole look remained intact, just one of many benefits of my current temporary sobriety.)

My ensemble for Elena and Blake’s beautiful Brooklyn wedding, documented for posterity.  Dress by Gryphon (Rent the Runway: http://bit.ly/MukfeQ), shoes by Seychelles (http://bit.ly/KiBea2), bangles and necklace by Forever 21, earrings by unknown designer, belt by Aldo.  Hair, make-up and nails by myself.  Dog Headshake by Trixie.  I love it when a plan comes together.  (Incidentally, I took this photo at the end of the night.  This whole look remained intact, just one of many benefits of my current temporary sobriety.)